GREAT NEWS! The humanity lovin' EXTINCTION REBELLION has solved the problems of a NO DEAL BREXIT.

Their strict demand for ZERO carbon emissions by 2025 requires a 100% local economy. This means no trade AT ALL with ANY other countries. It also means;

No need for EU visas - as there'll be no more travel AT ALL.
No worries about lorries at Dover.
No worries about the Irish backstop.

The UK can be the first 100% self-sustainable, renewable economy. Emma Thompson can kick things off by giving up her Hollywood career, moving back to the UK (by rowboat), living in a caravan and acting in local theatre.

Finally, we can all agree on something right?